I'm a woman with needs. Some of those needs sometimes can be met with Scott Bakula, I must admit. However, I haven't "needed" Scott Bakula in that way in some time, having finished my Quantum Leap DVDs several months ago ( Read more... )

Go here and look through random quotes until you find 5 that you think reflect who you are or what you believe.

“Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes.”
~Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)

“There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.”
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)“Health nuts are ( Read more... )

So which is it, then? I always grew up believing it to be something deserving of an article. The Prom. “I’m going to the prom with Blake.”

It has only been in recent years that I have discovered quite a majority of the country calls it simply Prom. As in, “I can’t wait for Prom.” [Of course, I’m taking some liberties here in assuming then ( Read more... )

I just, it's too much, I can't stand it! I've never been so attracted to Kesley Grammer in my life! I used to find it laughable that he was supposed to be "sexy" and all...and, too, he bears a strong resemblance to my big gay brother.

BUT NOT HERE!!!!!! Is it 26 May yet? Hey Dolores, wanna have some hot Beastly action on your half-birthday ( Read more... )

I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN!!!!!!!!

I’ve discovered I am, what is known as, a “shopoholic.” And not in that supposedly “cute” way that a mother of three from suburbia tells her girlfriends she is during their monthly “Gal Pal Fest” in which they get together and watch Beaches and eat Ben & Jerry’s, complaining all the while about how fat they’re gonna get if the eat it, and why ( Read more... )

For the second time in as many days, my father woke me up a half an hour early, screaming that I wouldn't make it to the school by quarter of seven---I dont' need to be there until quarter after seven at the earliest. [mutters] Today I was a Social Studies teacher. I had fewer classes but I actually "taught" a bit. The day went quite quickly ( Read more... )

I was merely up in the air about this before, but after my second viewing, it is official:

"Steve" looks like Ioan Gruffudd in King Arthur. [The only difference is that "Steve" will be a green-eyed left-hander born in early August.] But, still, that man does things for me I never fathomed... Yes, sir. He makes Rachel very VERY happy, if you ( Read more... )

This one involved:

More Tartan Terrors [sidebar: must stop watching Faire DVDs], Boscov's, a snowy churchyard, parfume samples, an elevator, a fashion nightmare that didn't even look good on people in 1989 when it was in, shopping with Lucy, a concert, an offbeat person from my elementary school days, fondling & caressing by someone special, those ( Read more... )

So I was sitting at Michael and Dolores's when Dolores grunts and pees in her pants. It was only when Michael gets excited and asks her, "Is it time?" that I realize that she didn't pee, her water broke. Michael grabs an enormous black bag emblazoned with "Hot Stuff" in some fancy airbrushing, and invites me to come along to the birth ( Read more... )